Here are Tuesday’s minor moves:
Chicago Bears
- Promoted: RB Artavis Pierce
- Placed on IR: RB Tarik Cohen (story)
Cleveland Browns
- Promoted: S Jovante Moffatt
- Placed on IR: WR JoJo Natson (story)
Indianapolis Colts
- Signed off Cowboys’ practice squad: DT Ron’Dell Carter
- Released from IR: RB Bruce Anderson
New York Giants
- Signed off Raiders’ practice squad: DB Madre Harper
New York Jets
- Designated to return from IR: WR Jeff Smith
Philadelphia Eagles
- Designated to return from IR: WR Quez Watkins
San Francisco 49ers
- Signed off Buccaneers’ practice squad: TE Daniel Helm
Seattle Seahawks
- Released from IR: LB Emmanuel Ellerbee
- Waived: LB D’Andre Walker
Washington Football Team
- Promoted: DE Nate Orchard
- Placed on IR: DL Matt Ioaniddis (story)
Ron’Dell Carter is a great signing.
Where did he go to college
Rutgers and then James Madison.
Why, where and how do parents come up with with these first names?
Artavis
Jovante
JoJo
Ron’Dell
Madre
Quez
D’Andre
What’s wrong with: Bruce, Jeff, Daniel, Nate and Matt??
What about guys named Todd?
“And I’m getting really sick of guys named Todd
It’s just a goofy – it’s a goofy f&$#ing name, OK? Hi, what’s your name?
Todd. I’m Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these goofy f*&$ing boys names coming from?! Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn. These are not real names! You want to hear a real name? Eddie. Eddie is a real name, whatever happened to Eddie, he was here a minute ago. Joey and Jackie and Johnny and Phil. Bobby and Tommy and Danny and Bill, what happened? Todd. And Cody, and Dylan, and Cameron, and Tucker
Hi Tucker, I’m Todd. Hi Todd, I’m Tucker. F#$& Tucker, Tucker sucks. And f$#@ Tucker’s friend, Kyle. that’s another soft name for a boy, Kyle. Soft names make soft people. I’ll bet you anything that ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the shiznit out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker.”