Antonio Brown has enrolled in online classes with the hopes of earning his degree at Central Michigan University, per an announcement from the wide receiver. Brown previously spent three years at Central Michigan, but left before earning his degree. 
After Brown was alleged to have contacted his second accuser, the Patriots decided they were done with him. After that, Brown said he was done with the NFL. Effectively, this could be a spin on the old, “You can’t fire me, because I quit!” – it seems unlikely that Brown was going to find employment again in the NFL, at least in 2019.
Of course, things could always change if Brown has a change of heart and the ugly accusations against him are shown to have a lack of merit. For now, Brown intends to take four online courses: Introduction to Management, Technical Writing, Death and Dying (a religion course), and Racism and Equality (sociology).
“You can pay for school, but you can’t buy class.”
Jay-Z
That’s fantastic
And!!!
None of those classes are the ones you take to finish a degree. Those are classes you take boost GPA, to be able to play football in college.
Does anyone else notice that he supposedly already completed 3 years of study at Central Michigan but enrolled himself in Gen Ed courses. Looks like he made the most of those 1st 3 years.
Business is Schoolin’
And sexual assault increased by 500% at central Michigan
ah note the ONLINE posted thu the entire post lol I think they wanted everyone to know he.was doing it online lol like that will cut out the sexual verbal assult or things like that lol .
This is the best headline ever on this site
Imagine if you showed up to class today and he’s just in the seat beside you lmao
If AB is sitting next to you in your online class we have other things to discuss
Couldn’t he take those classes online in prison?
He could if he was charged for a crime, alas, he isn’t and won’t be.
You just don’t want to sit behind him
You don’t want to sit in FRONT of him either !!
Lmao
criminal law degree?
Psychology
Social Justice degree, with a minor in Women’s Rights.
AB should look into Psych courses. CMU has several that might benefit him, including: Social Psychology, Studies in Personality, Behavior Analysis, Stress, Group Dynamics, and, my favorite, Special Issues.
And maybe some introductory English classes?
How long before he gets upset at Central Michigan and causes trouble there, gets kicked out, and goes to another school?
So he’s going to be online even more… this should go well.
His list of classes is hilarious
So!
How can he take Technical Writing? Isn’t basic English a prerequisite?
That’s a bird course for high profile student athletes… he got that English credit just by being able to whistle while catching a ball.
Same way he got through 3 years of classes as CMU. Help from others on completing the work……
I’d like to know when he’ll take Technical Reading”
He should enroll at Ohio State. Someone can take the classes for him.
They are online courses. You know someone else will be doing the work….. Why would Mr. Big Chest suddenly play by someone else’s rules now??
Maybe he can throw in some womens studies courses…
No one cares what you’re going to do today…tomorrow…next week…next month or ever!! You’re bitchassness attitude screwed your remaining NFL career. What kind of idiot throws away $30m guaranteed because he can’t keep his pie hole shut and just play football? It’s called an Antonio Brown.
Your first class should be How not to be a walking dildo 101…might have to take it a few times but that’s ok…you’ve got plenty of time!!!
All smoke and mirrors. The NEW AB. Dude is dumb as a fence post. Do we actually think he’ll complete his degree even with the fluff courses.
Omg I wanna read one of his technical writing papers lol
Enough of this guy already…
He’s going to join the swim team and will win it all by doing the Triple Lindy.
Racism and Equality … interesting choice of class. Do you think there might be a case study of that incident a couple of weeks ago with the Raiders?
He’s going back to school like a Billy Madison.
He should be the poster boy for Bernie’s Free Tuition-for-All. He no longer has the income to pay the bills for himself!
I assume only those that fail the “Death & Dying” course actually are awarded the degree.
The man can’t even form a coherent sentence with punctuation. It’s safe to say without athletic ability he likely wouldn’t have gone to school anywhere.
I don’t know why he’s bothering. Judging by the quality of his writing in his tweets, it doesn’t appear he learned anything the first 3 years.
I wonder if he’s capable of going 24 hours without tweeting something. I have never been more sick of hearing from an overrated athlete in my life. You can’t fix stupid.
Not for nothing, but I wouldn’t say he’s an overrated athlete. He’s a pretty damn good WR, just an absolute idiot off the field.
He should take a contract law course
This guy makes me miss Kaepernick posts
He’s gonna redeclare for the draft